All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.
(Source: fapitalism)
Anonymous asked:
If your ex told you he loved you would you believe him?Haaaaaah. Oh man. Um. Yes. I think I would.
Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.
OMFG IM LUAHGING SO HARD
The problem is that I want one.
MITTENS
Shut up and take my money, Urban Outfitters.
Hipster that shit up and wear those bitches ironically, UP TOP.
(Source: harharhar)
Californian Sea Otter resting.
seein harry potter on my dash reminded me of the greatest disappointment i had in the books
harry could talk to snakes
he didnt take advantage of this
WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE OF A RARE TALENT
if i could talk to snakes id be talking to them all the fuckin time
id have a dozen…
(Source: the-homeless-arch-angel-network)
(Source: ollieeoxenfree)
Just what we needed: font angst.
It doesn’t even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I’m famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I’m in your signs. I’m in your browsers. I’m in your instant messengers. I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.
Enough of this bullshit. I’m gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.“I’m Comic Sans, Asshole” by Mike Lacher
Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.
