A Tumbl Down the Rabbit Hole.
“If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.”
--Christopher Moore; Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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Post reblogged from Really Bad at Life
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
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im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
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Post reblogged from Really Bad at Life
are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you
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Post reblogged from The Blogosaurus Rex
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
